A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.
Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.
He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.
A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.
While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.
A lame poser who tries extremely hard to be tumblr, yet hates on others whom are tumblr because they so desperately wish to be them.
Omg Hunter is such a fucking tumblr hooker smh.
When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker
My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs
Another term for American one dollar bills.
I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.