The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

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jake

did your mom

jake did your mom

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jakes

cops, narcs, fbi or anyone that can arrest.

yo keep an eye out for the jakes for you have to do time.

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Jakeing

The act of conspicuously staring at a girls butt

Guy 1 "Hey do you see that guy over there? I think he's Jakeing!"
Guy 2 "Yeah he is, look at his eyes, he's too obvious with it."
Guy 1 "He must think that girls got a great ass."

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jake

the cutest human in this world. he can be really sweet but get annoyed very quick. lots of girls fall for him but he falls for a girl who doesn't fall for him. you can talk to him about anything and everything, he makes an amazing best friend. trust me. when he doesn't like someone he'll make it clear although he may know it would hurt you. he doesn't put up with drama. but overall he is the most astonishing person anyone could know, you'd want to spend every minute with this boy if you knew him.

girl; "awe jake, you are so very sweet."
jake;"thank you" *blushing*

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jaked

completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting

Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.

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Jakes

Jake(s)

Can be used in both singular and plural forms in order to describe the police

"Words of wisdom from Nas - Try to rise up above; Keep an eye out for Jake, shorty - one love."
- Nas, 'One Love'

"Call it a New York state of mind - gotta take mine. In the daytime the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times."
- Wu-Tang Clan, 'Let My Niggas Live'

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