jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

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Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

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cool yer jets

Dont get excited calm down

settle yourself stay at peace

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Steven on a Jet Plane

Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.

Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen

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Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

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Jet ski

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and simultaneously releasing one's bodily fluids all over the place. To mimic the rooster tail of a Jet ski.

Wouldn't you love to see Donald Trump Jet ski Michelle Obama.

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hit the jets

Sit in a whirlpool/hot tub.

I overdid it in the gym yesterday so today I just want to hit the jets.

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