lazy slug

Someone who isn’t active, doesn’t like to move around, and spends a lot of time on the couch or in bed.

“Man, Adam is a lazy slug.” “Bruh, that’s not cool. Only Sarah can say that.”

lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.

Tracy “I’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”

Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.

My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy

Lazy-boii

A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name

"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.

Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag