Merry Christmas Leon! I know we haven't talked much and done some sexting, but I'm busy taking out the whore bitch that keeps following you with her invisibility spell. I'm spying on her ass and ending her soon.
Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!
I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Leon, I love you and miss you so much! I gotta save not only our relationship, but the world as well. You believe in Jesus Leon, don't you? Trust in him! Also, trust me, I got this! - Female Jesus Christ (Leon is mines! He is my boyfriend so fuck off Whore of Babylon Indian trashyass "girl")
a guy who picks favorites
you cant trust him he will tell everyone everything
he is average height and average looks.
very good dick though
like very good dick.
is that the leon with the good dick?
You can find Leon running around in the zoo collecting animals pubes for his collection. He has outstanding powers of disappearing in the dark to steal your hoomis foreskin. If you spell his name out you could bet it says the N-word. His nut sack is so big it is trailing behind him, it looks like Rudolf carrying the whole Santa Claus sleigh.
There are roomers of him being involved in the twin towers attack. They spotted him flying with his ballsack to crash down mexican walmart.
Where is my ballsack,,,,, oh leon is here
omg! I love leon! He is such a Hattie!
Do you mean 11037?
Gtfo
Leon is an amazing man to his girlfriend Jesus Christ. He treats her like he treats his mother and siblings, with respect, honor, and dignity.
Whenever a crazy woman tries to steal Leon's girl, he calls her out and prevents her from taking Jesus away from him. He protects her and makes sure she is safe.
There is a crazy neighbourhood girl next door to him that is evil and mischievous, extremely jealous of Jesus good and innocent nature. She moans all day thinking she has a chance to steal Leon away from his forever soulmate, but jokes on her, Jesus Christ is a very smart girl and know all her tricks. She rules the world, but not for long!
Leon is the greatest man to have ever met and Leon and Jesus make a fantastic couple!
No weapon formed against the relationship between Leon and Jesus shall prosper!