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'Maria's Shadow' is the brown shadow around the female butthole.
That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.
The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money
"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria
Maria Ines is a very funny and social girl. She loves to talk with anyone and always has a story to tell, she’s kind of dramatic. She likes things to be perfect and has a really good sense of style. She usually has curly or straight hair, she’s most likely to start a rumor but she is very kind and sweet.
Maria Ines is such a amazing friend!
She talks way to much lol
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Hi person voting I just wanted to see if you d let me pass this one just for the fun of it please I will give you a virtual hug my friend I love you so much. I mean English isn't even my first language (I'm from Portugal) so I'm doing a big effort just by writing this
Me :by the way you should visit Portugal trust me we are very cool people
You :ok thanks for the advice Maria francisca
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A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.
Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.
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N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)
Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).
I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.
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to party hard regardless of more pressing appointments and affairs occurring the day after.
"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."
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