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A law that makes paroled sex offenders register, no questions asked.
Bubba had to become a registered sex offender after having sex with a 12 year old girl
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Quite simply, a girl in a nightclub/bar that comes on way too strongly in a club, and who's behaviour can be considered to be 'over keen'.
Pete: Why didn't you go there bro? You were in, surely?!
Glyn: Nah, she was a bit of a Sweaty Megan
Pete: Ah, shocker...
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A YouTube sensation. She is dominating the Internet with her amazing voice and her incredible beauty. She has a slight obsession with food like Pop Tarts and an obsession with Mountain Dew. Megan has released 2 originals - 'B-e-a-utiful' and 'Summer Forever'. Her fan base are called 'Meganizers'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Megan Nicole?"
Person 2 : "OMG, yes! She's so beautiful and talented!"
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Megan Joy from American Idol Season 8. Formerly known as Megan Corkrey but not anymore because she divorced her stupid husband. She has a son named Ryder. She came in ninth place on the show. She is also hot and she can sing. She has a good enough voice to make it big in the music industry. Its not the best voice, but its good enough. She has a very funny personality as well. She's a package artist! Who wouldn't love her? Just give her some good songs to sing and they could become hits. If people don't sign her to a recording contract, they're stupid. They can make lots of money off of her.
Singers she sounds like:
Charlotte Sometimes, Amy Winehouse, Duffy, Nelly Furtado
Megan Joy Corkrey is a MILF
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Usually a very outgoing, funny person who likes carrots, has a cute little face, is very good at sports, and has pretty eyes. She has many baby daddies, small boobs, and Oreos in her stomach.
Berg: Dang have you seen Megan F's boobs?
Mooshoo: Yeah they really small.
Berg: she really needs to eat some more carrots.
Mooshoo: AGREED!
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Couple. Tumultuous. Deeply in love. Always on the edge of goodbye. She's a nympho, distrustful, broken, has a heart of gold, empathetic, forgiving, and ride or die. He's narcissistic, smokes too much weed, lazy, forgiving, enamored of her, and charismatic. They put the function in dysfunction.
I wonder which version of the Megan and Jason saga will show up tonight.
Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.
"Wow man this girl keeps creeping up on my page"
"You got yourself a Megan Allysa!"
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