Tinder Clout

A bizarre, random flex when you get laid mostly through Tinder

In response to an argument over nothing related
Nessy:"Oh yeah? Well I got with 19 people on Twitter this month! You couldn't do that!"
Me:"Did you just claim Tinder Clout to trump me? I get mine elsewhere, sorry?"

megan and jason

Couple. Tumultuous. Deeply in love. Always on the edge of goodbye. She's a nympho, distrustful, broken, has a heart of gold, empathetic, forgiving, and ride or die. He's narcissistic, smokes too much weed, lazy, forgiving, enamored of her, and charismatic. They put the function in dysfunction.

I wonder which version of the Megan and Jason saga will show up tonight.