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Prom that consists of dancing at least 2 feet from each other to leave room for the lord. Female dresses must be below the knee. Large groups of teenagers congregate behind the building to drink sparkling grape juice and pray. Drinks provided are punch bowls full of the sacrament(holy water).
Jimmy: Hey are you going to the mormon prom?
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!
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Everything I do is influenced by the Mormon Code.
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When in Utah, the preferred method of having sex with an un-married Mormon women
While on vacation in Park City, UTah, Joe overheard the bartender say that "girls here only take it Mormon style, you know butt sex."
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A mormon who acts in a way noncompliant to the ways of the Mormon Church.
A: Did you see her at the club? Short skirt, and about three guys hanging off her? Isn't she a MORMON???
B: Nah, she's an OXY-Mormon.
A: *Smiles and nods knowingly*
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A "loose" woman of the religion Mormon, who prays on drunk men in Key West bars. Mormon Pirates stay sober while the men they crave party in the fresh Florida air. Typically, the Mormon Pirate will then return to her dwelling with the male, perhaps by Vespa scooter, and perform sexual acts, using either her good hand, or her hook.
Hey Zycki, did you have a good time with that Mormon Pirate last night?
Dude, that Mormon Pirate gave me a rocking hook hand job last night, and then drove me back on her Vespa, that she financed.
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Girls that are cute and nice at first, but end up breaking your heart unless you convert to Mormonism. It is also very hard to leave mormon girls once you've had one as they become an addiction.
My friend Joey is really into mormon girls, I hope he can break this addiction!
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Reverse Mormon
A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.
Guy 1-Dude I did the Reverse Mormon last night.
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Guy 2-How'd it go?
Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.
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