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a term used to describe a person who follows the ways of Joseph Smith but tries really hard to be something else and fails miserably. Some examples-- Mormon Slut, hard Drinkin Mormon
A feminist mormon is an oxymormon
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A Mormon who follows their religion but says stuff that contradicts their religion.
"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
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A member of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormon Church) who is either a liberal and/or progressive in their political views.
John: "Hey did you hear that Elder Christensen is voting for Obama?"
William: "Yes, he is such an Oxymormon."
politics progressives liberals left democrats
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One of any faith who states they belong to a religion, but frequently goes against that religion's own beliefs.
Bro 1: Did you hear Cathy is on birth control?
Bro 2: Yeah, but isn't she Catholic?
Bro 1: Well, I guess she's an oxymormon now.
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A Mormon who follows their religion but says stuff that contradicts their religion.
"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
Oxymor^on = covert
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narcissist = wolf in sheep’s clothing
A person who in their pious disguise, claim a god fearing humility yet maliciously hurt others for their personal gain AND expect to be wholly accepted into heaven because they are completely unaware they are who they are. I might know one or two of those.
The oxymormon bishop humbly preached his sermon of repentance after he committed illegal crimes.