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To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!
Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?
Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!
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an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.
Betty white had a dusty muffin.
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The act of inserting the scrotum into the vaginal crease and thrusting hard enough to cause a queef.
Ryan harshly grunted after giving his girlfriend a chery muffin.
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answer to annoying questions or when you are bored.
Customer: How do i fix this error?
Me: Chicken Muffin
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The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.
-"what are you eating, English muffins?"
-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"
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An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.
jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"
stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."
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The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.
I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.
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