Jew-Unit

Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"

Guy 1: Man that Jew-Unit is straight from the street.
Guy 2: Fo' Sho'

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Jew Broad

Refered to Joe Pesci in the movie Goodfellas as a jewish woman.

"Hey henry come with me so i can meet this jew broad for dinner."

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Nazi Jew

Somebody who accuses somebody else of being a Nazi just if they are of German ancestry.

Dude- I'm going to the German folk festival.
Nazi Jew- You are? But why?
Dude- Oh, well I'm part German, plus I love their cultures.
Nazi Jew- Nazi!

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Jew

You are a disgusting fucking fat nigga with a big ahh nose and some lil ahh shoes funky looking ass nigga with the weirdest taste in foods.

This nigga a jew.

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Jew Camp

The various locations where Jewish kids 6 to 16 are shipped off every summer to give their parents and nannies a break from them. They all go for years and years and learn to love it and are turned into good little Jewish boys and girls. Often the location of the first kiss, first hand job, first... well let's just say there are a lot of firsts at Jew camp. (For a good example see the movie Wet Hot American Summer)

Jamie Smith: Hey what are you doing this summer?
Rachel Cohen: Oh I'm going to Jew Camp duh!
Jamie Smith: Oh.. yeah I go to church camp.
Rachel Cohen: Yeah.. um we have sex in the gazebo and go water skiing...

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jew-dar

A term for the phantom sense that one may have to identify (fellow) practitioners of the Jewish faith.

My jew-dar was totally going off all throughout the "Harry Potter" film. I knew Daniel Radcliffe was Jewish just by seeing him.

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honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

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