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Woke Fordian

A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.

It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".

Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.

Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"

by Souper Rare January 8, 2022

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woke girl

A fine ass girl who realizes a lotta shit, especially about fuck boys. An insightful bitch.

See Gabby over there, her best friend is a fuck boy, but she's a woke girl.

by FuckBoyzDontHaveToBeBoyz March 22, 2017

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Woke Olympics

When people who hoard knowledge gather online for a display of who knows what more than the other. Topics range from masculinity to feminism.

โ€œHave you seen the cureent woke olympics between Democrats and Republicans?โ€you need to get unblocked to see the other side of the wall.

by at Ramzzy underscore February 6, 2019

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Woke up

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

She finally woke up

by Kuehlstein December 29, 2017

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Stay Woke

Eat Acid

In the same way that one love means "smoke pot" , stay woke means "eat acid"

I.e. stay woke fam

by Wokefam October 2, 2019

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woke queen

What you call your woke girlfriend before she is your ex girlfriend.

I was tired of Karen giving me a hard time about be afraid of getting murdered in the race riots, so I called her a woke queen.

by Balks July 21, 2020

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Woke Police

Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation

The woke police love that woke justice.

by HurdyMyGurdy March 3, 2021

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