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An abnormally hairy snatch
Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!
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noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge
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When someone is obsessed with saying the word "panties". This is a very serious illness, there is no cure.
Steve: ''PANTIES PANTIES PANTIES PANTIES PANTIES"
Laura: "oh no, he he's panty obsessed."
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A pair of panties a Woman has had her period in, or has menstruated in!!
I love sniffing Menstru Panties!! Cant get enough of the smell of fresh period!!
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A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?
A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.
Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.
Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.
Guy 1: They were red.
Guy 2: Red with a horn...
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The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.
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An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."
1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
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