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this is member of a group of friends who keeps in touch with everyones ex girlfriends. the GOP doesnt like trying to get his own girls, so he instead, plays the sympathy card to everyones exes and tries to get hooked up with their friends, by acting as the gay friend. this person has no respect for himself, in turn no respect for the man code and shows it with his disregard for anything but some sympathetic female attention.
guy1: dude, why does he still talk to your ex? he only knows her from you banging her.
guy2 i know, hes the ghost of pussy past.
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Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.
Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!
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An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.
I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today
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A term used by office douchebags that mean to say copy paste, but do not really know that when you cut an item and then attempt to copy that item, it is already cut and gone, the only option is to paste it. Said person probably uses terms like "net net", "at the end of the day", "long story longer", and "we should table that" when they really mean we should shelve that.
Since I do not know how Microsoft Office programs work, and I have heard certain terms before, I will combine all of them together and cut copy paste them into one document.
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1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"
Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"
Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"
Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"
Person #3 "Gays."
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An ex girlfriend that is always hanging out at your house or with friends of yours and you see her when you go out
I tried to get with that girl but the ghost of pussy past was haunting me all night long
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The same as Meat Juice, semen, or cum.
Kelli gots da meat paste all ovah her face!
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