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When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.
I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.
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A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.
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After a bit of tickling and making out, Ted headed south and nibbled on Teri's pleasure pearl for awhile.
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A nice gift consisting of pearls strung out to make a necklace
I wanted to splash out on my girlfriend for her birthday so I gave her a pearl necklace
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cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .
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The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.
Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing
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Ender Pearls A minecraft item,
Can travel only withn loaded chunks of the game.
Ender pearls are both useful and useless
Example it's useful surviving the Ender Dragon or escaping danger
It's useless going to space, it will just fall down and you will hurt yourself
PewDiePie Used an Ender Pearl and escaped his pet Sven.