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I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole
F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.
Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.
Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.
Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."
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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"
Bigger than your baby carrot
That kid has a big peen, but your is a baby carrot.
McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen