sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

Micro-Peen

A very small penis

Cody P. has a micro-Peen

micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

Stronk peen

A penis that can hold the heavens upon its head.

Damn that stronk peen be holding my Fatass.

Peen Pride

When you have pride for your own penis

Sean: Yo put your cock away!
Tristan: Nah I got Peen Pride

pinkum peen

Abnormally small penis

He put his pinkum peen inside her and said “Ohhhh it’s soooo warm”

e peen

An e peen refers to pc hardware advantage

I have a core i5 processor
I have the massive e peen with my core i9 processor