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When you press the 4 key to lock in at a game, task, or anything
Man 1: Shit I am taking a fat L rn
Man 2: Press 4 to lock in bro
Man 1: ok
highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling.
"Get a load of Poindexter! Where you going with all that gold-pressed latinum, booooyyyyyy?"
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When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.
"I can't get a straight answer out of this guy! He keeps holdin' a Marinelli Press Conference!"
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When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
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When someone throws a shoe at you
I was so pissed at James, that I performed an Iraqi press conference and knocked him the fuck out
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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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What someone will tell you when they are throwing a party in the pent house, meaning you have to press the elevator button 'up' to party.
Frances: Where's the party?
Duy: In the penthouse baybay! Press up to party!
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