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The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
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A great, wholesome school with even better people. Teachers are amazing and love to teach the kids because of how fun, smart and great the kids are. Otay excels in academics and sports and pretty much everything.
Otay Ranch High School!? Yeah I wish I could go to school there.
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licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?
ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
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A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.
wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!
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The latest craze in American cuisine, where a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos is doused in ranch dressing and eaten as a snack. It's so spicy and creamy, you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room. Just make sure to have a gallon of milk on hand to put out the flames in your mouth.
"Dude, I can't believe you actually tried the Flaming Hot Cheetos and ranch dressing combo. How was it?"
"It was a rollercoaster of flavors, man. I was laughing and crying at the same time. I'll never try it again, but I'm glad I did it once for the experience."
Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.
Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)
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An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.