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When you stick your dick in their armpit and go to work on that shit till it causes a slight burn.
Becky was going to class when jimmy walked up on her and hit her in the face and raped her armpit. Thats "Armpit Rape".
1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.
2. Soda that rapists drink.
3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.
Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?
When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.
My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.
Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.
That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.
Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.
Didn't you roll down the window?
Nah, Howard locked the power windows.
Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
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to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
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Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.
your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.