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Much like a rusty trumpet, only with a much larger partner.
Yeah, your mom had a great time when I gave her the rusty tuba.
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When you go to a bar, pick up a random guy, and take him back to your apartment, where you have laid out a tarp on the floor. During fore-play, you slip anal beads into his anus and when he's about to ejaculate you rip them from his ass hole thus causing him to climax and defecate simultaneously. Then you begin to roll in his feces, exclaiming "FUCK ME!"
"A friend of a friend told me that some drunk chick gave him a Rusty Wallace last night. He checked into therapy today."
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While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.
i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.
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To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.
If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.
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The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.
"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."
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A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling
That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.
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When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.
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