Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England

This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"

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rusty trombone

When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

examples are fruity

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los idiotes

He/she who thinks he/she owns at MMORPGs, for whatever reason, specifically DAoC, which is a contradiction in terms.

also see- Imbalanced, Laughable, Retarded.

"I'm sitting in 3 day old sweat pants, unshaven, unshowered. I have no job, I smell like ass. Damn you, internet!"

"You said 'nerf' in your sleep, son. Get a job or get the fuck out of my basement, don't you see how much you're disappointing your mother?"