Cuff Season

The two weeks before Valentine's when lonely people find someone so that they aren't lonely on Valentine.

Dude cuff season next week, you better bring your A game.

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Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

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Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

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Merkin season

A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp

"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"

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seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

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open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

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Fckboi season

the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season

Why are you being so obnoxious?!
Tis the season! (fckboi season)

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