Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf

Really good sit

A way to determine if a movie is good or not. Started by David Chen from /Film Cast

Sherlock Holmes is a really good sit

Go sit on a dildo

The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.

Dude #1:Hey man, why dont you go do your mom!
Dude#2: Why dont you go sit on a dildo!

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sitting on pete's couch

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, what happened today?

Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.

Whoa. You must be wasted.

Do you have any Twinkies?

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Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

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Sit on a dick and spin

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.

Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

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