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get a girl drunk, fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick, then you make her suck it off clean. The sloppy janitor
dude that fuckin bitch shit on my dick so i gave her the Sloppy Janitor
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When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.
He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.
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A "sloppy waffle" is the result of an event similar to a "circle jerk", difference being the "winner" gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two participants to ejaculate on it.
Josh: Yo Slops, tell Shazz here what Belgian Breakfast is.
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...
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When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.
Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.
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when you blow your load all over a girls stomach and then you rub it all around on her stomach
i gave this girl a sloppy pancake
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A dick after is has been bitten, sucked, stroked and thus delivered its load
Tracy turns cock into sloppy pop!
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When the girl spit and slober over a males dick
I gave my man that sloppy topp last night
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