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Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 02, 2007


smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005


bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 06, 2019


Quack Smack

A person whom smacks another individual that feels the need to smile like a duck (duck face) in half of their pictures.

Don't make me quack smack your ferocious duck face!

by Quacksmackin2011 July 06, 2011


piff-smacked

When you unknowingly smoke weed that has been laced with a stronger drug, leading you to freak out by how hard you are tripping.

I thought I was just gonna chill out, smoke a J and watch SpongeBob but I got piff-smacked and ended up crying in the fetal position on the floor.

by limey mo January 16, 2012


smack the sun

To get SUPERRR high off Heroin

Dude, fuck the world... I wanna smack the sun tonight!!!

by Sunsmackerr October 04, 2010


wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 05, 2017