The only thing white girls can even.
Starbucks is out of the pumpkin spice latte. I literally can't even.
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a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
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A sex move. When your girlfriend is a basic white girl and she asks for a pumkin spice latte but you want sex. So you give her a python spice latte (your Python is your penis).
Girlfriend: Babe can I go get a pumpkin spice latte?
Boyfriend: Nope. But you can take off those yoga pants and get this PYTHON SPICE LATTE!
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a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.
Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.
Actors name Isaiah Mustafa. Main icon of the Old Spice franchise's ads. The best thing ever to happen to advertising.
old spice guy: Did you know that I'm riding this horse backwards?... HIYAH!!
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A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts
Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"
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(PSP) That amazing piss you take after a scrum-diddly-umptious pumpkin spice latte that drains out of your urethra as if it were the blood of Jesus Christ himself. Often has a slight odour Pumpkin Spice.
"Damn Chloe, I can't even!"
"What is it this time, Marlene?"
"I just had the most beautiful Pumpkin Spice Piss, it just drained out like Jesus himself!"