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spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 24, 2013


hey spongebobs back fish

Hey spobgebobs back!!!

hey spongebobs back fish

by DanDumb April 29, 2021


spongebob will be aluminum can

he will be aluminum can on january 28, 2014

demarcus: did you hear spongebob will be aluminum can?
demarcus 2: no

by demarcus1 July 16, 2023


spongebob spaceship rodeo

when you are having secret tickle time with someone and you are wearing a penis glove when you have reached the climactic point you will pull your meat candle out of the cave with red walls and you will pee in the penis glove and the but it on the persons head simmilar to how one might wear a astronaut hemet

i was with this underaged girl and i realy felt like giving her a spongebob spaceship rodeo

by cleetus mcfeetus September 12, 2024


Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023


spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014


mexican spongebob lick

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina

guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.

by sausagedookie October 11, 2021