Spoon Out

Taking such a large quantity of a hallucinogenic drug/s that you have no idea what's going on. Reality is long gone and you are in another dimension unknown to any species.

"Woah man, i took too much acid the other night. Had a proper spoon out"
"Shit dude, did you see kyle the other night?" "He was spooning out hard!"

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vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

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dirty spoon

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

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alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.

She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.

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Used Spoon

refers to a person who has been passed around so much that they have lost their appeal and no one wants them.

Origin: from the bucket of used spoons at any gelato store.

"I would go out with her but I heard she's a used spoon."

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cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

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how to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

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