beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

Your Stupid!

The most ironic pharse on the internet

Troll: Your Stupid!
Replier: You're* Stupid

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stupid mason

dumbest kid alive. so dumb he writes IDK on every question on tests

kid: is that mason up on the roof !?!?
mason: hey guys dare me to jump on you!!!!
kid: NOO
stupid mason: oh i´ll just do it any way YEET!!!!

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Stupid Cute

Someone or something that is so attractive it disrupts your ability to intelligently process information while looking at it, something so unbelievably cute it makes you stupid.

I was trying to talk to this girl...and I forgot what words were made of and how to use them...THAT'S how stupid cute she is.

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stupid o'clock

Coined by a graduate student while pursuing her PhD and teaching a full load of courses:

The time of day roughly characterized as being between 2:00 am - 6:00 am (depending upon your personal nocturnal patterns and time zone). It is the time when 'normal' people are asleep, because they have to be up and about during working hours the next day. You are exhausted and want very much to be asleep, too. However, you are awake at stupid o'clock because:

(1) you are grouchily doing work to meet a deadline (perhaps because you waited until the last minute to finish it or have perfectionist tendencies),

(2) you haven't yet gone to bed because you are too foolish/lazy to stop goofing off (surfing the net, talking to friends, watching TV/movies, playing video games, reading a book, etc.),

(3) you have to wake up much earlier than your usual time for an important event (which may be an unwanted obligation or an event you desire to attend),

(4) you experience tremendous inspiration and simply cannot stop writing, painting, coding, constructing or otherwise working on your personal project, whatever it might be (a rare usage of the term).

1. I had insomnia, so I was up until stupid o'clock learning new words on Urban Dictionary.
2. I stayed awake until stupid o'clock finishing the paper that was due today.
3. I can't believe I have to get up at stupid o'clock to meet with my idiot boss.
4. We have to leave the house at stupid o'clock to catch our plane.
5. The party lasted until stupid o'clock, but we all had a lot of fun!
6. Why, yes, it WAS stupid o'clock when I composed this entry.

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Stupid Luke

(Noun) a name that one might use for a person named Luke who is stupid.

Stupid Luke is incredibly unintelligent.

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Terminally Stupid

1. A person who is so stupid that they will obviously die of misadventure rather than old age.

2. An act performed by a person that is so stupid that the only way to survive is by an act of god.

1. "Johnny is wanting to jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land in a hay stack. Man, he is terminally stupid!"

2 "Billy tried to jump over a moving car. He's in intensive care now. That was a terminally stupid thing to try."

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