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When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"
"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"
"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!
To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
A cream-filled cake roll whipped with chocolate mocha on the sides, fruit slices on the top, authentically made in Switzerland during the early 19th century.
I love to have Swiss Rolls for any occasion.
When you cum in a pile of shit. I mean, what did you expect?
Hey David, wanna do the Swiss Roll again tonight?
No, sorry man, my daddy will spank me again.
The best f*cking snack Little Debbie has ever made. Even gods eat them.
Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."