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When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.
Yo bro you wanna try the fountain of youth?
When someone finishes in the mouth of their partner after oral sex, and the sperm and semen is overflowing in their mouth, and they begin to drool it out, like a fountain.
I went crazy with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a Fountain of Youth
Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly
When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth
An activity where a group of men (between 3-10) ejaculate inside of a women. Whomever proceeds to ejaculate first must drink everyone's cum after with the women squatting over the man's face.
Hey bro, just got invited to do a fountain of youth with the bois, wanna join?
The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.
Friend- Yo can you come over?
You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth
When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.
That slag got a fountain of youth
Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.