Greek Facebosopher

Someone, ideally, but not necessarily, of Greek descent who is known among friends as being routinely very philosophical in his or her Facebook posts...even at the risk of making them too lengthy.

Valentina: Angela is always writing these long philosophical posts on Facebook.
Alexander: In her defense, her posts are interesting, and make you think.
Matthew: Yeah, but they're so wordy, I can't always read trough them.
John: Yeah, well, you know, what do you expect, she's just a Greek Facebosopher, after all.

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Greek Salad

Banging a guy in the ass, and then having your girlfriend felate you until completion.

I banged this guy in the ass, and gave Shelly a Greek Salad. She loved it.

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Greek Creeping

Greek creeping is in reference to the Greek system found on many college campuses. The Greek system most commonly includes fraternity and sorority chapters. The act of Greek Creeping is where non-college students (typically high school aged) will drive or walk through a university's Greek row (neighborhood/street of fraternity and/or sorority houses) to observe and be entertained by the activities and behaviors of the college students that may either be; walking outside, entering, leaving or inside the Greek houses. These activities and behaviors being observed, more often than not, are related to the consumption of alcohol, the act of partying and/or displaying very visible signs of drunkenness--all of which are rather entertaining to observe from an outsider's point of view.

Individuals engaging in the act of Greek creeping DO NOT engage in the activities that the college students (Greeks) are partaking in, as this would defeat the purpose of 'observing' them.

Greek creeping is most entertaining when done on 'party nights' (evenings of the week that are best known for parties by college students). The surest of these days are Friday and Saturday evenings, however on some college campuses certain majors get certain days off which allow for other evenings to be opportune for college parties as well.

Sam: "What should we do tonight?"
Karen: "I'm not feeling like spending any money for a movie or anything, lets go Greek creeping"
Sam: "Sounds good, we should walk by Alpha Delta Phi for sure, I hear they have awesome parties on thursdays"

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Greek Housewife

A woman who has not shaved armpits, legs or upper lip and her jungle book in many months

- "Girl, i should shave for my date, i look like a Greek Housewife"

-"Yeah.You better, if you don't want that man to run for the hils screaming!"

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greek body

A girl with disproportionately large hips. Pear-shaped. Usually the result of a diet rich in meat and olive oil.

She looked hot behind the counter but when she brought me my order, I winced when I noticed she had a Greek body.

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greek salad

when someone covers the toilet with inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in one sitting

I was in the mood to eat a greek salad for lunch but then I saw one in the urinal and got a Manwich instead.

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greek tragedy

When a beautiful woman has a nose too large for her face.

Man Olympia would be bangin' if it weren't for that Greek tragedy on her face!

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