Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

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Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

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pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses

What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

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Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."