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Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.
Phil Swift bless you
I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas
He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)
Phil Swift is my dad
Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind
Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth
Pushing a frozen sausage up a partners anus, and once defrosted, cooking and eating, flame grilled is always the way of choice. (a slight frozen sausage between to buns before being devoured.
I had an ozzie Phil at the the family bbq the weekend.
When you try to okie doke someone and it backfires on yourself.
What happened that caused you to ruin your life? I Pulled a Phil on my boss. I stole from him being greedy and he fired me. I ended up jobless, homeless and with scabies.
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The cause of Magic Johnson contracting AIDS.
Phil Benson is a punk bitch mark ass lame!
When off stage with character, a failed air dodge attempt was used to recover instead of using the ideal/proper way.
I died using the Phil recovery.