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an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar
Daughter of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or daughter of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-sister is a good person.
a. like a mid-life crisis, except it usually occurs around the age of 20, or a quarter of the way through your life
b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
must be my quarter life crisis
A person living their life with uncertainty. Someone who doesn't see a good future for themselves. Everyday pretty much the same.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, cuz i dont have a job and i'm a high school drop out.
An Ethiopian with a yeast-infection
The Quarter Pounder with Cheese had to decide between eating that week or getting some sweet ointment for her snizz.
Why?
'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.