Cockle Doodle Doo

What an asshole rooster yells early in the morning.

*5:30 am*
Rooster: "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!"
Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

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finger-doodle

any residue on or hanging on the end of your finger after fingering a girl

I didn't have any condoms last night and didn't want to get her pregnant so I fingered her. But when I was done I had some finger-doodle.

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Doodle Dog

Smooth coated large god with round belly who when greeted twists and contorts like a noodle. The more you call them doodle dog the more they wiggle.

Oh who's a good doodle dog!!! Who's a good doodle dog, yes you are

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Snicker-Doodle-Doo

The process of marinating another persons bush with peanut butter and having a bird peck off the pubes to ensure a good trim.

"Hey Rick! Come and Snicker-Doodle-Doo me!"

"Sure Ty, anything for you;)"

cock-a-doodle-doo

The noise that a rooster makes early in the morning.

The rooster went "cock-a-doodle-doo" this morning.

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Wanky Doodle Dandy

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

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Wang Dang Doodle

Not exclusive to Northern Virginia Hockey parents. However, perfected by them. A Wang Dang Doodle is a gathering after a long weekend of youth hockey games. Wang Dang Doodles are normally hosted outside at or near a fire pit.

let’s have a Wang Dang Doodle after the kids hockey game on Sunday.

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