A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!
When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it
If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place
When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.
"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"
The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?
Somebody who finds big pp (or just pp) funny and are a true big pp. They are also a very incredible sussy baka.
(Side Effects include: Amogus Syndrome)
"pp"
"you are a pp slapper"
"that amogus is be lookn likes a pp"
"yep. pp slapper."