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(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
A verb.
When a piece of media gets you invest in a romantic relationship just to kill of one of the characters to a chronic disease, ultimately making the viewer depressed.
Often used to describe a feeling gotten while viewing a piece of media.
Comes from the Anime “Your Lie In April”, but not exclusive to it.
I wouldn’t watch that show, it your lie In April’s you
I swear, if this show your lie in April’s me I am going to freak the fuck out
A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
Skaink, skainkaroo, whorelaslut, a heartless girlfriend, a lieing cheating deceiving manipulating theif of a man's heart.
Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.
A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”
Phil: Mike what are you doing?
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
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