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"Pull A Harry"
A certain behaviour of a person pretending or just simply not being aware of the happening situation and acting not accordingly to the current situation, mostly because of too little awareness or a temporary inactivity.
Pierce: WW3 has started
*few days later*
Harry: Guy omg WW3 started
Pierce: We literally said that a few days! Why are you always pulling a Harry?
The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”
Ginger fade who cannot stop thinking about marvel super alliance, feel-happy meds and vampire diaries
george harris has a ginger fade
A litty YouTube channel every person ever should be subscribed to.
Did y’all see the new Harris Gaming video last night?
A porn version of Harry Potter.
Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."
Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
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a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.
Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.
*phone rings*
Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going
Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!
*hangs up phone*
(The average social life of a townsend harris student)
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The first, lone, psychotic cop on the edge. Known for his large collars, gigantic tie knots, sportcoats with elbow pads, and his big-ass .44 cannon. Freud suspects that the .44 cannon is compensation. The only man alive who can fire 30 shots out of a six shot revolver without reloading. Also known for his amazing ability to take on large groups of armed men (sometimes with automatic weapons) without dying. Can also kill six people before breakfast, smoke a cigarette afterwards, and be fit for duty again.
Dirty Harry just shot somebody again!
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