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A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.
"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."
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The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.
After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.
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A baby mistaken for a monster turd.
Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.
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A Japanese style toilet with built in sink faucet. Clean water travels through the sink faucet before filling the toilet tank.
Toilet Sink picture: www.toiletsink.com
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I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.
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Squatting over a toilet while masturbating
I pulled a toilet hover in the rest stop earlier but missed and spunked on the floor.
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Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet
Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time
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