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The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.
Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
Popular, non yebets, nic née loves boy named Troy, not a Madison
That boy name Troy used to live in Detroit
This magical Fountain gives one the courage and strength to throw alligators incredible distances.
Did you see how far that alligator went? That power could only come from Troy Fountain.
Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.
“Ugh that guy is such a dick, he’s probably a Troy”
a very attractive guy but big jerk.
my friend : omg troy is a douche.
me : but hes so hot ughhh.
hes a guy with a weird sense of humor and gets 0 girls but an amazing person to hang out with:)
ru a troy? cos u have no sense of humor
Troy is a fat cunt.
“Troy your a fat cunt”
*sees fat person* “TROyyyy”
“ha you pronounce deck as dick you fat cunt”