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If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"
This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.
Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?
For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
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In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
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A person who posts provocative selfies on Twitter.
Damn! Check out those tits on that Twitter whore.
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Someone who only interacts with Twitter users who are famous and/or have lots of followers.
"I tweeted the same thing to that reporter but he ignored me and retweeted the same comment an hour later when that terrible actor wrote the same thing."
"Dude, he's a Twitter snob. What you tweet doesn't matter to him. Get somewhat famous first."
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when your constantly posting on twitter / twitter game on point boi
starting up on my twitter grind :)
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•Bitches who use the cherry emoji 🍒 every text
•listen to Lana Del Rey
•Always talking about wanting / needing a sugar daddy or older man
Cherry twitter : I wish I had a sugar daddy to buy me Lana del Rey concert tickets and drink champagne with as we travel to Paris 🍒
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Gay Twitter is a collection of gays that are thirsty as hell. They are all white with beards or stubble and think they’re celebrities because they have 2K plus followers.
They will post a provocative selfie with an insecure caption, such as ‘I hate how pale I am’ - resulting in hordes of fellow gays to provide the attention needed ‘omg you’re so sexy’
They have basic taste in music & their most used gif is from RuPauls Drag Race.
They usually own a cat and also use the cat to post thirst trap selfies again (must be showing their body in the pic) the cat is a mere accessory for their narcissism.
It’s a Sunday which means Anthony and Shane will be hungover, in bed, telling Gay Twitter they have the hangover horn, Anthony tweets “someone bring me a McDonald’s breakfast” with a selfie half naked.
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