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Two freedom wars fought during 1880–1881 and 1899–1902 by the British Empire against the farmers of the Transvaal Republic ( Zuid-Afrikaansche Republiek) and the Orange Free State in the southern part of Africa. The African republics had no armies and the farmers had to defend their countries. The word ‘Boer’ is the Dutch for ‘farmer’. Also known as the Anglo-Boer War. 27,927 Boer women and children (22,074 under 16 years old) and 14,154 black people had died in the concentration camps set up by the British Empire during the Second Boer War as part of Lord Kitchener’s scorched earth policy.
Winston Churchill was a newspaper correspondent in South Africa during the Boer War. Japie Greyling was an Anglo-Boer War hero. Jan Smuts was a Boer General during the Boer War, a British General during the First World War and a Field Marshal during the Second World War.
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A conglomeration of beers, always ready for use, especially in the case of an adverse event. There must be at least a 15:1 ratio of beers per person - or - at least 50 total beers with a minimum of 4 varieties; whichever is greater.
Q: "Hey, should I bring over some coldies?"
A: "Nah, I'm featuring a hodgepodge in my war chest. Got a 36 Stack of Nat, a 30 Rack of Busch Light and a years worth of stragglers ready for the taking."
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The thing that countries involved in the war can't go 5 seconds without committing during war times.
"Countries do love committing war crimes during war times. Especially Japan and the USA during WWII."
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A pointless argument between fans of certain game consoles. Currently the battle between the XBOX 360, the Wii, and the PS3. The PSP and DS are also contenders in the console wars. This will never be resolved until Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony (and maybe Sega) all join together and make a console. But that console would probably suck.
PS3 fanboy: What's that ya' playin'?
360 fanboy: 360. Wanna play?
PS3 fanboy: Psh, no.
360 fanboy: Jeez, at least I didn't sell my house to buy the console.
Wii: Oh my god, you're both gay.We all know that the wii is the best console.
PS3 fanboy: -Toilet joke-
360 fanboy: Yeah, we all know that the graphics have to SUCK for the game to be good.
Wii fanboy: Yeah, well the 360 has nothing special about it, and the PS3's really expensive.
Neutral-Gamer: This again?
-Passes them rival consoles and baseball bats-
-Fanboys beat respective consoles with the bats, but stop arguing-
Neutral-Gamer: Can I get some sleep now?... Lousy Console War.
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When you and Several Friend All Attemp to Wedgie Each Other with any Type of Wedgie in Sort of Like a War
Once me and my friends had a wedgie war and my friends older brother played. He was 17 we were all 14 so he had an advantage. We all split up and as I was looking around my friend grabbed me by my boxers and his brother took all my clothes off so I only had my boxers on. Then he lifted me up by my boxers and gave me a bouncing wedgie then gave me a hanging wedgie from a hook on the wall and ran off with my clothes and left me after 6 hours my boxers ripped off, I was naked my Other Friend Found me Eventually And Helped me Find my Clothes. Wedgie Wars are Extremely Fun you and a few Friends Should try it some day.
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Similar to a peaknuckle war, a wenis war requires a pair of participants to hold their opposing number's wenis between the fingers of one hand and, on the signal given below, twist and contort their arm until one person is forced to release their hand, making the other player the victor. At this point the victor may declare that they are, for that moment, The Wenis Champion Of The World
A variation of wenis rodeo.
One, two, three, four, I declare a wenis war
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A MMORPG like WoW, without the side effects(Loss of Friends/Girlfriend, GPA goes wayy down, etc.)
Billy: OMFG I have a 1337 level 60 in WoW it took me like a Friking year to get him.
Mike: I have a Level 20(Level Cap) in Guild wars + a Girlfriend! Oh yeah Im going to Spiderman 8: Green Goblin's Revenge Part III on Friday. Wanna Come?
Billy: OMFG, you n00b, I dont do things with friends! LOL, I have a raid, LMAO, what do you think I have, A life
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