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"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
When you are winning a match and you jokingly say you are going to lose this then lose the match.
We are on match point no way we lose this
Watch how we lose this now
Oh no! You just initiated the Gordon effect.
Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
The true essence of beauty and adorableness
Victoria Gordon is the most beautiful girl in the entire universe
Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”