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Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".
It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.
She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.
If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.
I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.
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A hot Asian mom who takes care of herself and is really fit, trim, focused, disciplined and just crazy hot as a result.
(At the grocery store, gym, daycare, etc:) Damn I wouldn't mind finding me some Tiger Milf..
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An attractive black (or African American) mother; or, a black (or African American) mother which you would like to fuck.
Wade: That black girl over there is pretty hot.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
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Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.
A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...
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An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
Hey, i think i saw the milf hunter guy at the old folks home the other day!
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A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.
"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."
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The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
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