Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!

This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!

Ton-Thang

the $90k condoms thief

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms

wack-a-ton

A wacking off marathon.

I’m about to have a crazy wack-a-ton

Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

boo boo ton

24 mega tons of stuff

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!

ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.

Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

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