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A zombie-like heroin junkie who prowls the streets of Massachusetts. Often seen slowly stumbling, they are known to rob banks, mug people and steal scrap metal. Ground zero for the infection of these zombies seems to be Quincy, Massachusetts. Infections have also occurred in Weymouth and Scituate Mass. A large concentration can also be found at Father Bill's homeless shelter and the Braintree plaza.
Approach heroin zombies with caution. They are known to prefer shiny consumer products that can easily be pawned.
My wife was walking home from the North Quincy T-station and some heroin zombie jumped out the bushes and tried to steal her pocketbook.
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Conlang (constructed language) of old dead languages that get revived again by enthusiast 'conlangers', who 'feed' it on other 'living' languages!
Zombie language examples: Comish/ Manx.
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What you become when you get attached to the computer. By attached, I mean your lips have been chapped the whole 5 hours you've been surfing the web (feels like 45 minutes) and there's been chapstick right next to you, yet you never pick it up and use the damn thing. You also loose the ability to look at the clock right at the bottom of your screen.
I turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. By the time I regained conscienceness, I was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and I had developed diabetes. I swear I was only on for an hour. What? It's July?
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n. A shit that refuses to go away and keeps on coming back.
Stan: "What's that smell?"
(In the room walks Mike)
Mike: "Sorry mate, was a persistent bugger! Was like a scene from 'Night of the Living Dead'."
Stan: "A case of a Brown Zombie? No worries. I gave birth to a beast earlier this morning. That reminds me, it's been 28 days since we cleaned that thing. Could do with a bleaching, and soon!"
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part of two Call of Duty Games: World at War, and Black Ops. It depicts what will happen when zombies actually do become an actuality and shows us how to survive.
Man I killed so many fucking Nazi Zombies but they finally got me.
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The only cancer you can high 5 too.
Random guy: Doctor my sister has cancer
Doctor: "horrified face"
random guy: ZOMBIE CANCER!
-Hi 5-
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1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.
We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver
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