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A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.
Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.
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When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."
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2. Another word for dickhead.
Simple challenge...I call bullshit on that! MOTHER APE ASS!!
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A retarded word for retarded people
"Shut yo fat ass neck ass up!"
"What the fuck does that even mean?"
"I don't fucking know."
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ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
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When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!
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Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
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